Okay, no meat has been having a moment. Now we are getting no veggies. Soon we won’t be allowed to eat dirt or rock. We’ll have to survive on raw sun light.
Veggies inspire us to acts of generosity. I always want to donate my okra, brussels sprouts and asparagus to those in need. (Borrowed from Mark Twain.)
Ever wonder about the life of a potato – it spends most of its life underground in hiding only to be pulled up, have it’s eyes gouged out, it’s skin peeled off, forced to endure scalding hot oil / water / heat for a very long duration, then have salt poured on its wounds.
RuinQueenofOblivion 7 months ago
Are they related to Henry Crabgrass? (I just want to see how many people here get this reference.)
a sage 7 months ago
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe had a problem like that.
scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago
How much Intelligence does it take to sneak up on a Leaf ?
scote1379 Premium Member 7 months ago
Scream and Leap !
zmech13 Premium Member 7 months ago
“Carrot Juice is Murder” ~ The Arrogant Worms
Doug K 7 months ago
You should be very careful what you say to and about your food.
Purple People Eater 7 months ago
Some people say that killing animals for food is murder, but what do they have against plants?
Ellis97 7 months ago
Eat your veggies, kids.
pathfinder 7 months ago
Okay, no meat has been having a moment. Now we are getting no veggies. Soon we won’t be allowed to eat dirt or rock. We’ll have to survive on raw sun light.
juicebruce 7 months ago
Everybody got to die sometime Red …. Platoon
lee85736 7 months ago
Veggies inspire us to acts of generosity. I always want to donate my okra, brussels sprouts and asparagus to those in need. (Borrowed from Mark Twain.)
Mediatech 7 months ago
Eat or get eaten.
oish 7 months ago
Ever wonder about the life of a potato – it spends most of its life underground in hiding only to be pulled up, have it’s eyes gouged out, it’s skin peeled off, forced to endure scalding hot oil / water / heat for a very long duration, then have salt poured on its wounds.
Thehag 7 months ago
Go ahead ask the Twinkies how they feel about being gorged on.
KEA 7 months ago
This is what Vegans overlook… vegetables are just as alive as animals, even if they can’t talk or make puppy eyes.
dogday Premium Member 7 months ago
oG!!!!! Welcome to 2024 “intelligence”.
Ron Bauerle 7 months ago
Bad enough Kevin & Kell had an intelligent tree, now this?