The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 10, 2024

Just a fact(ory) of life.

It’s spelled “Alimony” but pronounced “All the Money”.

And she’ll sell it to China and lay off all the American workers!

He’s still a bit young for those facts of life.

And the EPA will make it her headache!

“ … unless you’ve had her sign a pre-nuptial agreement specifying otherwise.”

“ … unless you’ve had her sign a pre-nuptial agreement specifying otherwise.”

Can a pre-nuptial agreement take precedence over a state law governing inheritance?

Not the curtains!

Only half

Does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does. [Tommy Boy]

…she got the gold mine, I got the shaft….

First, it will all be your mom’s.

That and women’s lib is why a lot of young men aren’t interested in marriage.

funny

Can you smell that, son? That’s the ole’ factory.

The kid gets the factory, but the rest of us gets the smog.

Now THAT is funny!

kid, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a company…

Very Good. Quite Motivational.