Bob the Angry Flower by Stephen Notley for May 06, 2024

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    Kigmatzomat  6 months ago

    Don’t forget all those firstborn sons in Egypt. Statistically, 2% of them would be babies.

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    Jefano Premium Member 6 months ago

    The only thing the Bible says about abortion: if your wife is pregnant and you’re not the father, go to your priest and he will give her a medication abortion.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    Someone lost the old testament chapters on how to build and use a DNA sequencer.

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    rossevrymn  6 months ago

    Quit Over-Simplifying God’s Baby Love!

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    There are other verses about killing everyone in sight, so don’t be alarmed, ok?

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    Willey Pete  6 months ago

    Just don’t read Numbers 31. You’ve been warned.

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