FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 01, 2024

you never learn, and still keep sending him for groceries shrug

Watch. They’ll probably bring all kinds of things except the eggs.

Notice he said credit cardS, plural.

With the suggestion and assistance of our daughters, my husband created a grocery shopping list in Google Docs. We just check off what we need, and he’s very good about sticking to the list. Before we go to the register, we even go over it just to be sure.

Stupid woman! Want a job done right, do it yourself!

She should learn to make something with that 10lb bag of chips she’s gonna get

You can buy extra refrigerators and freezers at the wholesale club.

I wonder if the have unjust eggs at the grocery store.

I’ll TAKE Peter.

Eggs are in many products so I’m sure that will bring back eggs. Whether it’s in a shell or not might be another story.

Too late. They’re out the door.

Andy, you won’t be getting eggs; all kinds of other stuff / junk food, but no eggs.

Credit cards plural?

Cringing!

Hardware stores sell eggs?