FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 03, 2024

i feel sorry for someone – for real ….

Does anyone see a carton of eggs in their cart? Cause I don’t!

Roger is just making up for all the times he was forced to eat beet loaf with mashed kale and radish sauce.

Might as well get a bottle of statins now.

Enjoy your metabolism now, Peter. It won’t last.

Obviously not shopping in the all tofu section.

Thin-sliced bacon is no more healthy than thick-sliced, but I suppose if you commonly say “I’m only having two” (or four, or six, or…) I guess it still makes a difference.

Don’t forget to pick up a jar of lard

gasp choke argh

This what happens when a food-prude forces people to eat their “stuff”. No stopping them after they get off the reservation. Mom’s got only herself to blame.

Wait til you’re out of a job due to health issues and are on food stamps…

Don’t forget the packs of Coca-Cola!

Frozen pizza = ick.

I’m enjoying this!