In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 18, 2024

Or just go straight to the 19th hole.

Putt Golf

yeah..Putt-Putt without the orange rails

LIV Putt-Putt would be 50,000 per hole.

I would still get a bogey!

Wow! A linear mimi golf course!

Try golfing in Scotland. That is speed golf. They don’t like playing behind us slow Americans.

You only need a putter.

On the positive side, you can easily shoot your age.

My dad called golf, cow pasture pool.

So a birdie is a 0? Wait a minute…

That’s how tRump gets 18 holes in one playing a round of golf.

What time do we tee off? :)

To make sure you get to the 19th hole before happy hour.

I believe the world record for a golf score was set by the late Chairman Mao: shot a round of golf in 18 in the afternoon after having swum the length of the Yangtze in the morning.

I’ll still need a cart.