Fred Basset by Alex Graham for May 24, 2024

Quite alright, Fred. It doesn’t sound like there’s not much point to it.

I guess the punch line is up to you, Fred.

She knew he would mess up, and let him do it anyway, so of course it was her fault.

I wonder if they know what they are arguing about?

Sounds full of innuendo!

No Instant Replay in this sport Fred ;-)

Fred it’s better you don’t know, it already looks out of hand. Go to the kitchen and find some sausages.

Don’t worry Fred, they may not even remember what they’re going on about at this point!

There’s nothing like a pointless argument to cause resentment for the couple and stress for the family dog.

They missed the pizza delivery person?

Such unpleasant people compared to the old couple. I’m ready for old reruns.

Like watching a professional ping pong match.

Uh, er…

It’s one of those arguments that make no sense, Fred.

For the love of all that’s holy cease the negativity!

Maybe they’re squabbling so they can kiss and make up. Dinner out would probably help, especially if Fred gets to go along.

Are Mr and Mrs DEAR getting meaner or if it is me