The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 11, 2024

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    codycab  6 months ago

    To be fair, Brutus did say, “Sometimes”. Other times, it’s better to just be alone.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wilberforce, “boring” is when you ….. fall asleep with your “thoughts” in mind!!

    ;-)

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    j_m_kuehl  6 months ago

    Then you can listen to tinnitus

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    Given that, you wouldn’t want to spring them on some poor unsuspecting soul now, would you?

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    p1eacemaker Premium Member 6 months ago

    When my thoughts get boring, I curl up with a good book.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago

    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    being alone with your thoughts can lead to over-thinking…

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    My thoughts are like being on a roller coaster after too much cotton candy.

    They make me sick.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    I hear Clint Holmes singing Playground In My Mind.

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    Chris  6 months ago

    my thoughts haven’t been too um… lets talk about ice cream. :g

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    djtenltd  6 months ago

    Following in dad’s footsteps?

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Good advice from Dad. Here’s a great chance also to commune with your Maker and seek some comfort and solace with Him. Got nothing to lose……

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Just wait til you get interested in girls…….!!

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    retjeff  6 months ago

    Dan Rather, the beginning of the fall of national news credibility.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Unfortunately, not all thoughts are interesting, Wilberforce.

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    dbrucepm  6 months ago

    time to develop an imagination, then your thoughts are never boring

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Boring is sometimes the better option. “And if my thought-dreams could be seen, they’d probably put my head in a guillotine.” Bob Dylan, It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hey Wilberforce there’s some good advice for you in today’s Animal Crackers!

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Something you inherited.

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    andersjg Premium Member 6 months ago

    If your thoughts are boring, your stress level must be low.

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    bigplayray  6 months ago

    It’s ok Wilberforce. I can’t even get a penny for Mine!

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    First you need thoughts.

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    bilbrlsn  6 months ago

    Try thinking about things rather than of things. A little more complex, imaginative, and creative. Why DO we wear pants? How did that happen?

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    I wish I didn’t listen to my thoughts at times.

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    walstib Premium Member 6 months ago

    A wise man once said: “ I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat”.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    when i try to be alone with my thoughts, my thoughts tell me they’re busy…

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    MRC112  6 months ago

    That’s one of the advantages of being a man. When we say “I’m not thinking of anything” you can believe us. Men have the ability to simply just stare out of a window and think of nothing. Apparently that’s something most women cannot do.

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