Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 17, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago

    The skateboards both reversed direction. Either that or they switched wheels while in motion.

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    angelolady Premium Member 7 months ago

    Something surely had to happen!

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    Waittilnxyr  7 months ago

    You got your chocolate in my peanut butter.

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    mdeatherage Premium Member 7 months ago

    Parthenogenesis!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    The curtains won’t match the carpet!

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    posse1 Premium Member 7 months ago

    voices from inside…“Moooooomm!”

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Pleased to meet you. Hey, I’ve got a top just like that!

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    wongo  7 months ago

    Rut Ro!

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    A possible recipe for disaster.

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    stamps  7 months ago

    So that’s how they reproduce.

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    thejanith Premium Member 7 months ago

    Absolutely priceless! Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

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    MissyTiger  7 months ago

    This is probably one of the best variations on the “matryoshka” jokes I’ve seen! ❤️

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    efwjso (Sue)  7 months ago

    There goes my Trizzle game!

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    humorist54 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I wonder if they traded kids, too.

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    Darryl Heine  7 months ago

    OOPS!

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