“The longest journey begins with a single … well, you know …”
Lions and tigers and catnip, oh my!
Confucius did NOT say
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom
Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with answer in hand.
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who keeps hands in pockets too long feels cocky.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.
He who lose key to girlfriends apartment not get noo-kie.
Woman who sinks into man’s arms will soon find arms in man’s sink.
I’ll remember that the next time I fall into a tiger or lion den
8% of the population of Mongolia, or about 1 in 200 world wide are descendants of Genghis Khan
I would imagine all felines are affected to some degree by catnip.
The dinocephalosaurus article is misleading and incomplete.
The find was made in southern China by a team of researchers from Scotland, Germany, he United States and China
And bears….Oh my!
No wonder so many cheaters get caught. LOL
perhaps those folks in Scotland need to take a break from their 240 million year old catnip…
So Confucius did more than just sit around making up truisms! Yes, and Genghis Kahn was no slouch either!
I had heard that Genghis Kahn had the most future generations. I wonder which is actually correct.
How can Confucius have the longest family tree? Aren’t we all in the same one?
It is so dishonest for “Scientist” to make up dates knowing that they have no way of proving they’re estimation.
Aww …………. The Lion and Tiger just want a belly rub ……good kitties …………….. ;)
Apparently, many Big Cats DO like catnip…
www.youtube.Com/watch?v=_OPA1bZwOWc
Leroy 7 months ago
“The longest journey begins with a single … well, you know …”
therese_callahan2002 7 months ago
Lions and tigers and catnip, oh my!
Pickled Pete 7 months ago
Confucius did NOT say
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom
Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with answer in hand.
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who keeps hands in pockets too long feels cocky.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.
He who lose key to girlfriends apartment not get noo-kie.
Woman who sinks into man’s arms will soon find arms in man’s sink.
DawnQuinn1 7 months ago
I’ll remember that the next time I fall into a tiger or lion den
Rick Parkhurst Premium Member 7 months ago
8% of the population of Mongolia, or about 1 in 200 world wide are descendants of Genghis Khan
ladykat 7 months ago
I would imagine all felines are affected to some degree by catnip.
h.v.greenman 7 months ago
The dinocephalosaurus article is misleading and incomplete.
The find was made in southern China by a team of researchers from Scotland, Germany, he United States and China
steveconkey2003 7 months ago
And bears….Oh my!
rbullfogg 7 months ago
No wonder so many cheaters get caught. LOL
Will E. Makeit Premium Member 7 months ago
perhaps those folks in Scotland need to take a break from their 240 million year old catnip…
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 7 months ago
So Confucius did more than just sit around making up truisms! Yes, and Genghis Kahn was no slouch either!
arrseetee 7 months ago
I had heard that Genghis Kahn had the most future generations. I wonder which is actually correct.
Bilan 7 months ago
How can Confucius have the longest family tree? Aren’t we all in the same one?
Printer 7 months ago
It is so dishonest for “Scientist” to make up dates knowing that they have no way of proving they’re estimation.
bwswolf 7 months ago
Aww …………. The Lion and Tiger just want a belly rub ……good kitties …………….. ;)
BaconBoyCamper 7 months ago
Apparently, many Big Cats DO like catnip…
www.youtube.Com/watch?v=_OPA1bZwOWc