Once knew a couple. They bought their first house. Were all excited to be part of the community and wanted to do their part for the neighborhood. It was summer, hot and humid. They bought a new lawn mower. About halfway through its maiden voyage the husband stopped for a break. The brand new mowed sat there, slowly, day by day, disappearing from view as the grass grew taller and taller. It finally vanished, never to be seen again, at least until the grass died in the fall (and before it re-disappeared beneath the snow). There it remained, until they sold the house, years later. Must have been Eno’s uncle?
I wish they’d eat my neighbor’s grass. I’ve mowed the lawn five times already and he hasn’t gotten his mower out of the shed even once. What an eyesore!
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
You should have waited for the 13 year brood.
Lolapoo Premium Member 4 months ago
Unfortunately, army ants do.
Knightman Premium Member 4 months ago
Think of all the mowing you can catch up to, Eno!!!
bbenoit 4 months ago
Once knew a couple. They bought their first house. Were all excited to be part of the community and wanted to do their part for the neighborhood. It was summer, hot and humid. They bought a new lawn mower. About halfway through its maiden voyage the husband stopped for a break. The brand new mowed sat there, slowly, day by day, disappearing from view as the grass grew taller and taller. It finally vanished, never to be seen again, at least until the grass died in the fall (and before it re-disappeared beneath the snow). There it remained, until they sold the house, years later. Must have been Eno’s uncle?
Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago
I wish they’d eat my neighbor’s grass. I’ve mowed the lawn five times already and he hasn’t gotten his mower out of the shed even once. What an eyesore!
bloodykate 4 months ago
LOL
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
Eno is much like his lawn…very dense.
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
Another dream crushed!!!!!!! burp. :)
cuzinron47 4 months ago
I guess you’ll have to wait for the plague of locusts.
the lost wizard 4 months ago
Just as long as they don’t get into the beer. Burp! :)