Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 12, 2024

Distaff Napoleons?

I’m 5’1" darn right!

I also have good upper body strength! I can REALLY throw an empty beer bottle (threw it all the way to the Agnes cartoon!)!

Great runner for the first 2 steps then fat overcomes that short torso.

What’s up……shorty!!!!!

If my circumference exceeded my height, I would have an attitude too.

Aunty’s left arm seems to be protruding the incorrect finger

OK, Chubby.

Chubby THIS!

Short legs kick faster and lower; shins, knee caps, groins…

Short Aunty’s got no reason

Short Aunty’s got no reason

Short Aunty’s got no reason to live.

She’s got little hands,

Little eyes,

She’s walk around tellin’ great big lies.

She’s got a little nose,

Tiny little teeth,

She’s wears platform shoes

On her nasty little feet.

Well I don’t want no short Aunty’s

Don’t want no short Aunty’s

Don’t want no short Aunty’s ’round here.

(Short Aunty’s are just the same as you and I.)

A fool such as I.

(All men are brothers until the day She’s die.)

It’s a wonderful world.

Short Aunty’s got nobody

Short Aunty’s got nobody

Short Aunty’s got nobody to love

She’s got little baby legs

She’s stand so low

You got to pick her up

Just to say hello.

She’s got a little car

That goes beep beep beep.

She’s got a little voice

Goin’ peep peep peep.

She’s got grubby little fingers

And a dirty little mind.

She’s gonna get you

Every time.

Well I don’t want no short Aunty’s

Don’t want no short Aunty’s

Don’t want no short Aunty’s ’round here.

Tempest in teapot >D

Same here, Aunty!

I’m short, but I’m mean. Really mean. Don’t mess with me.

Now you’re just being cute.

My wife is 5’2"…and this is funny cause it’s true.

i’d say something about little dogs being the meanest and most aggressive, but i’m scared of what auntie might do to me…