Distaff Napoleons?
I’m 5’1" darn right!
I also have good upper body strength! I can REALLY throw an empty beer bottle (threw it all the way to the Agnes cartoon!)!
Great runner for the first 2 steps then fat overcomes that short torso.
What’s up……shorty!!!!!
If my circumference exceeded my height, I would have an attitude too.
Aunty’s left arm seems to be protruding the incorrect finger
OK, Chubby.
Chubby THIS!
Short legs kick faster and lower; shins, knee caps, groins…
Short Aunty’s got no reason
Short Aunty’s got no reason to live.
She’s got little hands,
Little eyes,
She’s walk around tellin’ great big lies.
She’s got a little nose,
Tiny little teeth,
She’s wears platform shoes
On her nasty little feet.
Well I don’t want no short Aunty’s
Don’t want no short Aunty’s
Don’t want no short Aunty’s ’round here.
(Short Aunty’s are just the same as you and I.)
A fool such as I.
(All men are brothers until the day She’s die.)
It’s a wonderful world.
Short Aunty’s got nobody
Short Aunty’s got nobody to love
She’s got little baby legs
She’s stand so low
You got to pick her up
Just to say hello.
She’s got a little car
That goes beep beep beep.
She’s got a little voice
Goin’ peep peep peep.
She’s got grubby little fingers
And a dirty little mind.
She’s gonna get you
Every time.
Tempest in teapot >D
Same here, Aunty!
I’m short, but I’m mean. Really mean. Don’t mess with me.
Now you’re just being cute.
My wife is 5’2"…and this is funny cause it’s true.
i’d say something about little dogs being the meanest and most aggressive, but i’m scared of what auntie might do to me…
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 months ago
Distaff Napoleons?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’m 5’1" darn right!
ddl297 about 2 months ago
I also have good upper body strength! I can REALLY throw an empty beer bottle (threw it all the way to the Agnes cartoon!)!
CorkLock about 2 months ago
Great runner for the first 2 steps then fat overcomes that short torso.
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
What’s up……shorty!!!!!
assrdood about 2 months ago
If my circumference exceeded my height, I would have an attitude too.
jango about 2 months ago
Aunty’s left arm seems to be protruding the incorrect finger
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 months ago
OK, Chubby.
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member about 2 months ago
Chubby THIS!
nul bit Premium Member about 2 months ago
Short legs kick faster and lower; shins, knee caps, groins…
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Short Aunty’s got no reason
Short Aunty’s got no reason
Short Aunty’s got no reason to live.
She’s got little hands,
Little eyes,
She’s walk around tellin’ great big lies.
She’s got a little nose,
Tiny little teeth,
She’s wears platform shoes
On her nasty little feet.
Well I don’t want no short Aunty’s
Don’t want no short Aunty’s
Don’t want no short Aunty’s ’round here.
(Short Aunty’s are just the same as you and I.)
A fool such as I.
(All men are brothers until the day She’s die.)
It’s a wonderful world.
Short Aunty’s got nobody
Short Aunty’s got nobody
Short Aunty’s got nobody to love
She’s got little baby legs
She’s stand so low
You got to pick her up
Just to say hello.
She’s got a little car
That goes beep beep beep.
She’s got a little voice
Goin’ peep peep peep.
She’s got grubby little fingers
And a dirty little mind.
She’s gonna get you
Every time.
Well I don’t want no short Aunty’s
Don’t want no short Aunty’s
Don’t want no short Aunty’s ’round here.
pheets about 2 months ago
Tempest in teapot >D
ladykat about 2 months ago
Same here, Aunty!
JLChi about 2 months ago
I’m short, but I’m mean. Really mean. Don’t mess with me.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Now you’re just being cute.
Robert Miller Premium Member about 2 months ago
My wife is 5’2"…and this is funny cause it’s true.
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
i’d say something about little dogs being the meanest and most aggressive, but i’m scared of what auntie might do to me…