Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 28, 2024

do I have a chance in 2170 ?

Unless you bring a good wine.

Can I make a reservation for Jan 25, 2055?

… or "… it’s all right now … I learned my lesson well … You see,

… you can’t please everyone … So you got to please yourself."

[Rick Nelson: Garden Party]

‘Day by Dave’ is going to be upset with you!

There’s simply no pleasing some people, eh Aunty?

I mean the old bag cannot even please herself and poor Walt is nowhere to be found. Dig deep?

I’ve seen that sign many times at places that are supposed to be able to help you

Sounds like you’ll need to cozy-up to AA’s booking agent.

Aunty if I never have a day from you I will be Immensely Pleased!

You can please some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can never please all of the people all of the time.

Abraham Lincoln

An oldie, but goodie.

“Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you “. From the way-back machine, circa 1963.

If it pleases you, I shall take my leave.

Oh, please.