Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 25, 2024

check him up, he might have retinitis pigmentosa

seanfear, Nah, just typical husbanditis.

Hubby’s not too bad. It’s Dad who needs the help.

I call it reverse hallucinations. I don’t see things that are there.

My watch has an app. that finds my telephone. So Useful…

I hate when things hide right in front of my nose.

“Hmm, why did I come into this room? Oh, yeah, to look for that item! Hmm, what item?”

Well, that’s me. But I return the favor for ANYTHING electronic.

He cannot help but see you – all 200 lbs. Blocking the Sun.

He does have you well trained not doesn’t he Aunty. Did you ever wonder why he is alway singing

Put another log on the fire.

Cook me up some bacon and some beans.

And go out to the car and change the tire.

Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.

Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,

And then go fetch my slippers.

And boil me up another pot of tea.

Then put another log on the fire, babe,

And come and tell me why you’re leaving me.

Now don’t I let you wash the car on Sunday?

Don’t I warn you when you’re gettin fat?

Ain’t I a-gonna take you fishin’ with me someday?

Well, a man can’t love a woman more than that.

Ain’t I always nice to your kid sister?

Don’t I take her driving every night?

So, sit here at my feet ‘cause I like you when you’re sweet,

And you know it ain’t feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.

Cook me up some bacon and some beans.

Go out to the car and lift it up and change the tire.

Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.

Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,

And then go fetch my slippers.

And boil me up another pot of tea.

Then put another log on the fire, babe,

And come and tell me why you’re leaving me.

Ain’t it good to feel needed?

Good excuse, Aunty!

The Find My feature on my phone is a Godsend for me :D

SWMBO just bit her tongue….

I had a similar problem. I lost my glasses and I couldn’t fine them for a couple of days until I stepped on them. I swear I looked there several times, but didn’t see them.

Amen Aunty.

I’m afraid that applies to both of us in our household. He finds things for me, and I find things for him.

Some husbands are better than others. Around here, it’s usually my wife who can’t remember where she put things.

I don’t always lose things, but when I do, it’s because she moved it.

my wife worries that if she dies first i won’t be able to find anything that’s right there in plain sight…

I am that man. My organization and her’s are on two different planets.