Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 23, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    Quit!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    I haven’t been to Sams Club or Home Depot in awhile, I went last weekend and a Pro golf store took over a HUGE Goodwill store. I guess Goodwill expanded and the Golf shop sells enough to support their new store

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    kbyrdleroy123  5 months ago

    It’s not the club’s fault you are a poor shot.

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    PaulLeckner  5 months ago

    Golf is flog spelled backwards.

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    RobinHood  5 months ago

    How Costner of you Ralph.

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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    Visit B.C.. . .you can get help there. . .

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    I’d break it, too. There of no use to idiots.

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    hawkeyec Premium Member 4 months ago

    The great golfer Tommy Bolt was a well-known club breaker and this line was reputedly uttered to him by his caddie on a really bad day.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    No coughing but a lotta hacking.

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    Not unlike my feeble attempts to play golf. But I never broke a club. The golf course rented them to me so I’d have been charged for it.

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    Queen of America  4 months ago

    I haven’t seen a good SPLOOSH in a while.

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    sheashea  4 months ago

    No wonder golf is so expensive.

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    Perkycat  4 months ago

    Lots of good sound effects when Ralph plays!

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    andersjg Premium Member 4 months ago

    But, the expletives are missing.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Hope those weren’t rentals.

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    banjoAhhh!   4 months ago

    I’ve never understood the attraction of golf. Or curling. They’re both of Scottish origin. I think it shows the Scotts weren’t very good at games.

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    mackmobile  4 months ago

    Or music. Bagpipes! Or Clothing. Kilts!

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    zapboy Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least he knows how to stay on budget.

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    rgcviper  4 months ago

    No wonder golf is a four-letter word, huh?

    I can relate … I’ve played all my life.

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    rob.home  4 months ago

    New clubs here can cost almost $AU 200-00 each. And that was a few years ago.

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    mafastore  4 months ago

    I sort of learned how to play golf in high school (girl’s) gym class, but we played in the gym using bouffant doll wigs (Barbie size) as tees.

    Husband and I went to stay at an upstate NY large hotel which had a golf course while we were dating. His dad had him take golf lessons – “very important for business to know how to play”.

    So with his one bag of clubs we started out to play golf at the hotel. We went to the 9 hole course – “anyone serious about playing will be on the main course so we won’t annoy anyone too much”. Somehow we lost a hole – teed up at one hole, ended playing at the hole at the next hole?

    I think when his parents’ house was sold he took the clubs here – but not sure. But one game in just under the 50 years we have been together – pretty sure there will not be another.

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