Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 29, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Popcorn kernels. Took me a few seconds.

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    kingdiamond69  5 months ago

    Yes it does and in a jiffy!

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Lousy psychologist if he can’t tell from just looking at them.

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Getting help from an old maid.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Things are poping!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    “Well, he does get corny from time to time. lol.. get it? We’re kernels of corn and .. oh never mind. I’m leaving.”

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    ddl297  5 months ago

    “U Pop” and “Pop U”. The Harvard & Yale of the Corn World!

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    dbrucepm  5 months ago

    pop psychology

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    wongo  5 months ago

    Ther’s not a kernel of truth to any of it!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    And then there is the part where they get salty.

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Two inflated egos?

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    a sage  5 months ago

    Yes, but after things get heated, they settle down.

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    Znox11  5 months ago

    “He’s just so salty all the time”

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Corny joke eh.

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    P51Strega  5 months ago

    Sometimes you just have to butter her up.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Sometimes.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Do things get heated?” Yes. Particularly after they start spewing hot air.

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    Jennifer Falk  5 months ago

    at least we haven’t gotten burned

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Have either of you ’salted the other?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago

    The same disagreements keep popping up. Like putting salt on a wound. Then she tries to butter me up.

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