Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 29, 2024

Popcorn kernels. Took me a few seconds.

Only when they try doing things the Colonel’s way.

Yes it does and in a jiffy!

Lousy psychologist if he can’t tell from just looking at them.

Getting help from an old maid.

Things are poping!

“Well, he does get corny from time to time. lol.. get it? We’re kernels of corn and .. oh never mind. I’m leaving.”

“U Pop” and “Pop U”. The Harvard & Yale of the Corn World!

pop psychology

Ther’s not a kernel of truth to any of it!

And then there is the part where they get salty.

Why assume there are problems? Maybe it’s the sex that’s hot.

Two inflated egos?

Yes, but after things get heated, they settle down.

“He’s just so salty all the time”

Corny joke eh.

Sometimes you just have to butter her up.

Sometimes.

“Do things get heated?” Yes. Particularly after they start spewing hot air.

at least we haven’t gotten burned

Have either of you ’salted the other?

The same disagreements keep popping up. Like putting salt on a wound. Then she tries to butter me up.