Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 01, 2024

Where good bakers go.

That’s one halo a good idea.

And he’s going about baking in a roundabout way.

If that is pancake dough, he could cause quite a flap, jack.

Is the stove connected to hell?

Finally! A practical use for halos.

All the world is Angel Cake.

A oven for Ring-o

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Heavens that be in the blue skies

And the fluffy white clouds so fair

Know Ring-o with his angel face

And the oven who was waiting for baking

The flours he watered

And dough he flattened

And some salts and sigars for some taste

For his life was spent while baking away

He only had a mind to bake

Heavens, you knows his story

His cookies, be so heavenly…

Oh Ring-o, had an angel face.

And forever Ring-o loves to bake.

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To the tune of A Pistol For Ringo. Maurizio Graf and Ennio Morricone.

Apparently 70% of Americans believe angels are real.

Ain’t getting it?

I used to believe that Angel Food cake was made from ground up angels.

Even Sonic the Hedgehog would make cookies using a gold ring!

Halo! New cookie trend.

Now that’s using your head!

That’s one use for a halo!

Soooo, Hmm, lemme get this straight, halos are like large, skinny doughnuts?

I bet those cookies are heavenly

Multitasking.

That’s how Lisa made Hots Cakes on Green Acres, and a head gasket for Oliver.

So, this is where Maxine makes her cookies.

Holy sheet!

Not sure: Is he making halos or yarmulkes?

Heaven’s most impractical cookie cutter. All it would do is mash down the dough.

Now if he were using a special cutter to cut out halos – that would make perfect sense. :)

The origin of Angel cakes.

So no one knows what a real halo is?