Keep it to yourself Fred, keep it to yourself…
Act like you’re so happy to see them home. They might assume you were scared by something or someone and never suspect you did it.
Fred was protecting your clothes from clothes eating moths.
One time a bird fell down our chimney when just the dog was home.
They know Fred too well to suspect that he might have chased the burglar away before the burglar could take anything.
This strip instantly reminded me of a sketch by the great Lorio and Evelyn Hahman. If you like please search on youtube for “Das Bild hängt schied (The picture is crooked)- Loriot in English”.
Fred I do not think you will get a sausage snack today …
Uh oh! Fred…?
A single-panel ‘toon I’ve seen (no idea who the artist was) shows a woman exclaiming in horror that someone has broken in and “wrecked our feng shui!”
Good grief, Fred!
What a hoot! I thought they’d been with Calvin’s family while they got robbed…
I hope you at least caught that moth and it was tasty
Back to angry people. Sigh.
It’s miller time where I live, the little winged horrors!
Well ….. Fred …….. Did you get the moth ??? ….. :)
Bad moth Bad
well that little moth-er
The Dears are Meaner this year
Fred, do you harbor a cat gene or two?
ronaldspence about 1 month ago
Keep it to yourself Fred, keep it to yourself…
mikenjanet about 1 month ago
Act like you’re so happy to see them home. They might assume you were scared by something or someone and never suspect you did it.
sirbadger about 1 month ago
Fred was protecting your clothes from clothes eating moths.
Dean about 1 month ago
One time a bird fell down our chimney when just the dog was home.
Calvinist1966 about 1 month ago
They know Fred too well to suspect that he might have chased the burglar away before the burglar could take anything.
silberdistel about 1 month ago
This strip instantly reminded me of a sketch by the great Lorio and Evelyn Hahman. If you like please search on youtube for “Das Bild hängt schied (The picture is crooked)- Loriot in English”.
juicebruce 30 days ago
Fred I do not think you will get a sausage snack today …
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 30 days ago
Uh oh! Fred…?
DHBirr 30 days ago
A single-panel ‘toon I’ve seen (no idea who the artist was) shows a woman exclaiming in horror that someone has broken in and “wrecked our feng shui!”
ladykat 30 days ago
Good grief, Fred!
darcyandsimon 30 days ago
What a hoot! I thought they’d been with Calvin’s family while they got robbed…
SusieB 30 days ago
I hope you at least caught that moth and it was tasty
GSD Mom Premium Member 30 days ago
Back to angry people. Sigh.
gcarlson 30 days ago
It’s miller time where I live, the little winged horrors!
bwswolf 30 days ago
Well ….. Fred …….. Did you get the moth ??? ….. :)
greenlynn Premium Member 30 days ago
Bad moth Bad
dbrucepm 30 days ago
well that little moth-er
anncorr339 29 days ago
The Dears are Meaner this year
pekenpug 29 days ago
Fred, do you harbor a cat gene or two?