Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 28, 2024

If Ibrahim could take his silly cage off to eat, he could take it off to smoke.

One time I was 29 years old.

Yibrahim Ucel

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Saudi Arabia recalls textbook with image of Yoda sitting next to king

timesofisrael.com/saudi-arabia-recalls-textbook-with-image-of-yoda-sitting-next-to-king/

Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.

Yoda:~ Hello, welcome, you are.

Man~: Hi, I’d like to book a triplex for the weekend.

Yoda:~ Sorry I am, only duplex we have.

Man~: Are you sure? I really need the triplex.

Yoda:~ There is no tri, only du.

Well, War and Peace IS a long book after all.

Ibrahim could have simply given away his hookah! I guess he liked her too much.

Got to admire Ibrahim’s commitment. That is a very difficult habit to quit. I was finally able to quit myself two days before Clinton was re-elected with the help of the Patch which hjad finally become an affordable OTC medical aid. (It was also two days later when I did a classic “Airplane” line: I picked a bad time to quit smoking.)

If you can eat, you can smoke.

How did Ibraham eat?

I wonder if the person that created the Yoda / King Faisal photo lost his head over the incident?

Going full wicker man to quit smoking?

Not the Bees!

Ibrahim should’ve done an oil and filter change.

That procrastinators club would have some stiff competition from sloths who only go down to the ground once a week to the can and read slower than their bowel movements.

Yeah, how silly can those Middle Eastern textbooks get? Now, do you want to talk about Florida’s textbooks, or the creationist “science” books used by christian schools?

Lack of proofreading, there was.

even more embarrassing; it was See Dick Run

I suppose the cage is one way to quit smoking, but it aso made it difficult to eat or drink.

After 28 years to finish the book, I wonder how many crayons the had left

Cagey little guy, isn’t he?

I prefer stories of impressive feats to stories of embarrassing underachievement.

Perhaps an insinuation of great wisdom was intended? Obviously, some did not agree that he did. Somehow, I see Abraham continuing to tend his and the people’s sheep and cattle.

Yucel also joined the fencing team