Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 19, 2024

Just read that TIKTOK may let users post videos up to 60 minutes long.

Spoon full of sugar, Rita!

And everyone agrees, she’s a Hufflepuff.

Throw in some punctuation and a couple of numbers, and you’ve got one heck of a password.

She was just Poppins in.

Repeat after me, “I will not count the letters to check the math.” Oh, darn.

OK, be honest. How many counted the letters and how many just trusted John to get the math right?

Gandhi the Indian guru used to walk barefoot wherever he went, his frequent fasting left him with uncertain health and bad breath. He was therefore a:

Supercallosed fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Unlike Rita, she is practically perfect in every way.

She’s practically perfect in every way.

Also used up a whole line of speech balloon…

The Mary Poppins in the books was a demigoddess. She was scary and often incomprehensible . Disney made her into a sweet human. It was a mistake. The author was happy at first about the Disney deal but ended up regretting it.

Mary Poppins doesn’t have to worry about character length on (formerly) Twitter. She got them eating out of her hand for a few toppins.

This envy makes Rita look really bad. Dana doesn’t think much of her, but she rarely looks at her like she’s a loser with such intensity.

I’m surprised Rita was actually able to say that word correctly.

the shape of her bag and how she’s carrying it …..if it wasn’t for the floral pattern….could be mistaken as something else