Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 26, 2024

Ya think…

Do you still have April weather?

All year long…

But Stan, don’t you know climate change is just a Liberal hoax so they can attack big oil and big gas and big fracking??

Why the long sleeved shirts or sweaters?

That was just last Thursday in the mountain town I live in.

Only now?

I have been keeping garden records for about 40 years. The daffodils I planted on September 17th, 1997 bloomed on May 7th 1998 for the first time. Each year, they have averaged blooming earlier. This year, it was March 23rd. No change in anything except the climate. And the entire rest of the garden is following the same pattern. Those who don’t believe in climate change are either lying because Faux has instructed them not to see it, or they have never planted a seed in their life.

Climate always has and always will change……

One does not “believe in” climate change; one accepts the science of it or the lies of the fossil-fuel shills. “Belief” is for made-up stuff like ghosts and gods.

Stan, you should be happy, there’s usually a big black cloud over your head.

its not real , just like birds.