The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 06, 2024

Stop letting her in the car then

But at least, he doesn’t total it—like you do, Loretta!

When she drives, the car doesn’t know witch way to go and can’t cuntain itself…

Question is, who’s the jerk?

He should have you get out of the car… Problem solved.

Leroy might have come back with something like “They didn’t put mirrors on visors because men like to powder their noses while they’re driving.”

your car must think it’s in a bumper car ride whenever your husband is driving.

“The car should be covered by AA, not AAA. My husband thinks dumping his leftover booze bottles in the gas tank is fooling me.”

Reminded me of a common joke in the operating room. “The suture broke while tying the knot because of the jerk on the end of the string.”

In the passenger seat?

nicely played

Ha ha. It’s funny because they took the car into the shop so Loretta could complain about her husband’s driving!

And when she drives it stops with a bam.

And Loretta is a crash course.

Get out of the car and he won’t have this problem.

She shouldn’t talk………

If the car stops and Leroy’s in it, it stops with a jerk.

and whenever loretta’s driving, the car quietly weeps and whimpers…

Loretta you are the one who always has the accidents