The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 01, 2024

A sandwiched sandwich.

Saw that one coming.

Time to change your pants.

…and the chair covering.

Now THAT’S one ….. “sticky” situation!!!

;-P

Forget about it, too late anyways…drink the milk and know nothin! Denial, what evidence?

And who didn’t know what would happen in the third panel?

I hate when that happens.

No way. Kewpie would have found it first.

OOPSEY!!

Now, why would anyone with half a mind put a sandwich on their seat? He put his drink on the side table, why wouldn’t his sandwich be there, too? Dumb, Brutus, dumb.

I’ve never understood why people don’t bother to look where they’re sitting.

What did you expect. Brutus doesn’t look before he leaps either.

Good news/bad news. Found it, but…

Quick. I think the five second rule applies here, too.

Now, what kind of a guy would put his sandwich down on his seat? Brutus put his glass on the side table so he should’ve put the sandwich there, too. Dumb, really dumb.

I don’t ever recall a peanut butter anything making it past the assembly area.

Poor Brutus. Now he has to clean the cushion AND make himself a new sandwich. While I’ve never sat upon my PB&J, I’ve had days like that.

wonder if that means he’ll have to make another one… unless he enjoys it flatter then usual. :J

Now it’s a new recipe PB&J Smashed

the remote is probably there, too…

You should have looked before you sat, Brutus.

Attaboy Brutus…..using your…..

Hello Mr Brutus. You have joined the Old Fogy Club, OFC. Sitting on precious items qualifies.At least you did not sit on a pair of $470 glasses. Heart stopping indeed.Peanut butter and jelly sammy needs a Banana added. Perfect. Yummy.Next time you fix bologna and tomato sammy – add slice bell pepper. Heavenly.Love adding to and changing taste. Change is good. Good change folks not bad.

Coulda been much worse, inasmuch as you have a dog. Spoken from recent experience

Mother Gargle to up to her old tricks again.

A fitting end to a yucky PBJ

I have to look before I sit; make sure I’m aligned with chair and no cat.

Let’s hope that`s what it was.

Ahhh, the Cuban pressed PB&J, very fancy, Mr. fancy pants.

Hate it when that happens. Gotta. Make a new sandwich AND change your pants.

Must have been those playful sandwich imps.

I’ve done that. The most memorable was with an ice cream Sunday, a loaded ice cream Sunday. What an awful mess ……

That is NO situation anyone wants to be in.

Good thing Mother Gargle isn’t there, he’d never hear the end of it. Come to think of it, once Gladys tells her, he’ll hear it in stereo.

I’ve learned from several cats and a few dogs to look before I sit. It’s not a guarantee I won’t sit on something that jumps up, but it has prevented a few incidents

Good going, clumsy! Now the Mrs. is going to insist on keeping slippery crackling plastic covers over every piece of furniture in the house until the day you die.

Couldn’t have happened to a better man. It’s some of those little, laughable mishaps that puts life actions in perspective. We all have them.Brutus’s just get published around the world and not ours thank God…..

Poor Brutus! But it reminded me of this Golden Oldie:

Timid Little Guy (in a cafeteria): Excuse me, you’re sitting in my seat.

Big Tough Guy: Oh, yeah? Can you prove this is your seat?

Timid Little Guy: I think so. I left my pie and ice cream on my seat.

now he can throw the pb&j in the composter and make himself a good sandwich… ☺

That PB&J is not on bread. It’s on buns.