Monty by Jim Meddick for June 07, 2024

Envy, not jealously. Get it right.

At first, I thought the blondes shirt was on fire

Watch out Monty! I think one of those ladies spiked your drink. It went from blue to green.

There’s not much that would work as a chick magnet for either one of them. Maybe wealth, but they’ll never see enough of that.

Have we seen product placements before in Monty? (Not that I’m being influenced by them.)

It’s not the story, it’s how you tell it.

And such a riveting story

I have found humans to be jealous of my inventive genius.

I invented, among other things, the combination Claw Hammer/Swiss Army Knife. Jealous little men couldn’t see the brilliance of my ideas. Harumph.

Any guy would be fascinated

“Wait! Wait! You haven’t yet heard about how it gets really stiff and hard!”

[ZZZZZIP!]

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Women are more interested in window treatments.

Try inventing synthetic panty hose. May get you to home base.

He’s become like religious prosleytizers, who are themselves like the kid with the brother who plays professional football and manages to drop that into EVERY conversation.

Didn’t Monty used to be an inventor in his own right?

That must be “mood juice” that he is drinking there. Notice the color change from panels 1 to 2.

The ladies probably think he is pitching a cooking blog…

“Yeah, yeah, linseed, flax, kale, jicama…been there, done that. try something new, dork.”

Yup Monty. That’s the thing.