Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 14, 2024

Says a lot about the educational system

How dairy break the news like that!

Cheese it!

Cheesy humor will cause you to break out in hives.

Okay so he gots lactose intolerance. So what?

His name should be Duh-g.

Heck, been lactose intolerant all my life. Almost killed me as a baby. Bless Lactose Free milk. No stomach aches from having cereal in the morning.

AT least he didn’t call it ‘lack toes’. How many exes does he have to call?

I have that, too. Actually mine is more general. It’s simply “intolerance.”

Doug has lactose intelligence…

It’s not contagious.

I may have passed on my allergic reaction to allergies, too!

Shelly: “No, I’m just Doug Intolerant. Never call me again.”

“Yes, I am intolerant of people who lack toes. How did you know?”

Did they share pizza with extra cheese? He must have been full of toots!

His chance of survival is at 1-2%.

Asking for a friend, is this a new kind of STD.

He’s also incontinent.

This is funny? To Whom ???

No, he accidentally called his birth mother.

Milking it again, Dave …!

Some more of Shelley’s Blues!

Ha! I’m guessing he has more than his share of exes.

I don’t get this at all.

I think it’s only spread by doing “it” cow style.

Doug intolerance.

Ralph nailed it.

Actually, his last name is Lactose, and he just took a psychological test that proves he hates himself. So naturally he assumes his exes have the same malady.

are you sure that’s Doug, Dave?… I mean, if you’re lactose intolerant, it’s okay with us…we still luv ya, bro!

“…lactose intolerance….”

Is that why he’s not attracted to big-breasted women?