Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for May 30, 2024

Are there any romaining puns?

I’ve had it with these salty jokes.

Ugh!!

Oh well, it was parsley funny….

For such terrible puns, both should be hit with mace!

With all these bad puns, someone is going to get a salted!

Two peanuts walking down the street. One of them was a-salted.

Peppering them with sarcasm.

They will need to curry favor with the judge. Are they charged under Reg No. 1763 oregino 2245? I hope they don’t say anything to exacHerbate the situation.

The list of bad puns is cumin along…

this one’s a bit dill

Why am I suddenly hungry ?

Punish them all you want; it does nutmeg any difference.

Were they even dressed?

So has Lettuce stopped seeing Herb? I mean that guy was worth a mint!

Rosemary was introduced by Olive. They met parsley met at the Scarborough Fair when they slipped on some oil on the Bridge Over Troubled Waters spanning the salt water and the sea strands.

“Some sage advice to both of you: Speak ginger-ly…”