Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 02, 2024

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    seanfear  6 months ago

    of course he can find his way around with his eyes closed – from the canal.

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    snsurone76  6 months ago

    Jack is thinking, “Good riddance to bad rubbish!”

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    Just how many pubs are there in Hartlepool?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    I wish I had a pig and a whistle.

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    Grandma Lea  6 months ago

    they need to try Scarborough larges pub per capita in England

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    BenGMan  6 months ago

    Why would someone build a canal there?

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    bobwigg761  6 months ago

    We all know who will be paying once they arrive at their destinations.

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    Egrayjames  6 months ago

    I live near Madawaska, Maine…..about as far north in Maine as you can get. It’s a small town with a population just over 4K. Back in the eighties there was Loring Air Force Base just south of town forty miles. All the fly boys would come to town to meet up with all the Canadian girls looking for fly boys. Madawaska boasted 33 bar joints back in the day! When Loring closed it ruined the economy ….. no more fly boys and only one or two bars remain.

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    Mediatech  6 months ago

    What a stupid place to leave a canal.

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    Osan Air Base, South Korea. Had a list of over 40 bars/restaurants walking distance outside the Base Main Gate. We took Green Beans out their first night from 5 pm till about midnight. One quick beer or bottle of Oscar bathtub wine in each joint we hit and move along. Green Bean Wasted. Welcome to Osan. Lot of Military young guys married during their 18 months there. Yep.

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    Free ELDO. Lot of great posters gone. Malta Artie. Number 3, post in a blue moon.

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    wheaters  6 months ago

    The average British town has hundreds.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Andy can find the canal every time!

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    He meant landmarks and watermarks.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    But it’s not a landmark….it’s a water mark.

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    paullp Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminiscent of the old gag about the riverboat captain who claims to be an expert on the river, and to know the location of every sandbar. When his boat slams into one, he says, “See? There’s one now.”

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    tad1  6 months ago

    I think I’ve seen a similar joke in a classic Andy Capp comic.

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    david.reichert  6 months ago

    The best “Canal” joke ever.

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