Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 06, 2024

Reality Check and Speed Bump, the first two I read, have a phone addiction joke.

Now there’s an Ape for that.

Shouldn’t he have texted that? The others wouldn’t pay him enough attention to hear him speak.

Truth…

Are they texting the works of Shakespeare?

They’re addicted to that old video game that lets them create virtual societies. It’s called The Simians

I always wondered what was supposed to be fun about a barrel of monkeys.

Aldous Huxley foreshadowed cannabis as soma. But really smartphones are the real soma.

They’re ordering from Amazon Primate.

UNTIL you got addicted……

Yeah, we did !

It’s See No, Hear No, Speak No, and Swipe No Evil.

Word of the day; conversation. :-(

Yeah, and barrels used to be bigger.

A barrel of monkeys was never fun.

That’s true of kids today too.

See Rhymes with Orange from June 8.

Not as much fun as a Gorilla and some barrels though.