Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 05, 2024

Since when are old video games boring?

Phoebe propaganda

Don’t call video games “Old”! Call them classics! Super Mario world, Kirby super Star, Contra. The list goes on.

There is logic in what she says.XD

What a very internet thing to say Phoebe.

Some opinions contradict others so some opinions must be right and the others wrong – or else they are both wrong.

I’m waiting to see how Marigold comes into this arc.

My son would be the expert on video games, the last one I played was “Elf Bowling” or maybe “Android Nim” !

Memories and jokes aren’t opinions. I’m not liking this Phoebe. She is far too full of herself. Is she pretending she’s more like Marigold or Dakota?

I like Phoebe’s glee in the third and fourth panel.

As long as he wasn’t talking about Chrono Trigger or any of the Ys series. Well, except Ys V.

Falcom doesn’t even talk about Ys V.

Firing bananas and turtles at opponent’s carts is never boring.

I still have fond memories of Dungeon Master on the Atari ST.

yech.

Phoebe Howell, for mocking your father’s taste in old videogames you are hereby sentenced to play Bionic Granny on the Commodore 64 for a week, and may God have mercy on your soul.