Monty by Jim Meddick for June 10, 2024

“But do these shorts makes me look fat?”

“Phishing for compliments” will get your computer hacked.

It’s just a fingerling of speech.

Seemed a bit fishy at first.

I do most of my fishing for pickles.

hat is fantastic

I was in a bar and the pretzels mentioned how sexy I looked. That’s when I realized they were complimentary.

hmm

I think EB’s hooked.

Mmmm, dangling feet off dock, alligator love dangling feet.

Monty should have known better than use a slang expression on EB. He takes everything way too literally.

We kind of assumed Monty was a master baiter.

Is that a Ronco Pocket Fisherman???? :)

Were he fishing for compliments he’d be using a different bait.