The thief managing to hang on to the visibly obvious “Grabber Orange” car for 52 years, keeping it in visibly mint condition for half a century and literally going to his deathbed without ever getting caught, is the miracle here.
When my dad retired his only plan was a Lazy Boy parked in front of the TV. It killed him. The lack of any activity either physical or mental brought an early and lingering death.
With a policeman’s pension, he and his wife should be able to retire fairly comfortably. As for plans, just figure that the week consists of six Saturdays and Sunday.
TaliesinWI 16 days ago
Aren’t police one of the few non-military professions left that get a guaranteed pension?
Enter.Name.Here 16 days ago
The thief managing to hang on to the visibly obvious “Grabber Orange” car for 52 years, keeping it in visibly mint condition for half a century and literally going to his deathbed without ever getting caught, is the miracle here.
sergioandrade Premium Member 16 days ago
52 years assuming Crunchy’s minimum age would have 16 doesn’t that mean he’s at least 68.
olds_cool63 16 days ago
I guess this means that cat Crunchy’s a baaaad mother…..
Rhetorical_Question 16 days ago
Just Baaad …………..
Denver Reader Premium Member 16 days ago
He’s one bad mother
crookedwolf Premium Member 16 days ago
We’ll see what Ruiz has to say about that!
Ellis97 16 days ago
They say this cat Crunchy is bad mother…
alexius23 16 days ago
Who’s the cat that won’t COP out when there’s danger all about?
BFletch651 16 days ago
Good plan, Crunchy.
Bruce1253 16 days ago
When my dad retired his only plan was a Lazy Boy parked in front of the TV. It killed him. The lack of any activity either physical or mental brought an early and lingering death.
360guy Premium Member 16 days ago
The winds of change are blowing. Who would be Joe’s new partner? My money is on Peterson.
LONNYMARQUEZ 16 days ago
so is mini-Joe going to be Joe’s new partner, that would be interesting
kjnrun 16 days ago
Great song
HA! 16 days ago
But I like his retirement plan.
Newenglandah 16 days ago
With a policeman’s pension, he and his wife should be able to retire fairly comfortably. As for plans, just figure that the week consists of six Saturdays and Sunday.
fourteenpeeves 15 days ago
i don’t WANT Crunchy to retire.
Please have the car stolen all over again.
The Pro from Dover 15 days ago
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the
chicks?
Shaft
You’re darn tootin’
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother
man?
Shaft
Can you dig it?
andrew.scharnhorst 12 days ago
That plan sounds like a bit of all right to me.