Today I taught my plastic decor plant the art of chain-mail lightning.
I am also having some early success in minimizing my blind hatred of Welsh rarebit recipe traders by venting my hateful emotions via the written word here and by concentration on my calligraphic entries of same.
More later on that dreadful “lucky paw in the mailbox” business.
Must dash. I have invited that interesting buck and doe from down the way, Caligula-something, to tea and veggie wiggle.
Years ago a coworker friend named Bunny gave me an ashtray made of dinosaur coprolite … if I could find it, I’m willing to swap for a Kodak Brownie camera …!
Mrs. Major T. J. “King” Kong leaves her husband helpful hints for unsticking bomb bay doors, to help him from having to harelip everybody on Bear Creek.
I’m not sure, my dear Feldspar — I’m torn between “Thimblerig & Conboy” and this other one — “Alias Smith & Jones.” Which one pulls at your gut?
P.S. Thank you again for the lovely bouquet of Fioriscono i fulmini — they keep the air so fresh and lively, exactly as you wrote in your piece for them in Women’s Home Pasta Trainer & Idle Spelunker Monthly.
OK, so the bunny comes up the driveway, goes round the shrubberies, onto the porch for the newspaper and mail, then back down past the lawn ornaments, back through the gnome collection, and into the hole?
Pretty sure I’m leaving something out, but can’t be sure.
Both Doctor Chumley and Mr. Shimelplatzer say it is simply in Harvey’s nature to have a wandering eye and that Elwood should be allowed the occasional wild hare.
In any case, I still wish to bring action against that terrible Mr. Wilson and Dr. Sanderson, even as I admire Nurse Kelly for trying to do the right and sober thing in hosting a bunny hop with that nice young Gary Lewis and the Playboys.
Yours sincerely,
Veta Louise Simmons
P.S. Myrtle Mae sends her regards and asks me to send you her thanks for your kind invitation for the annual snipe hunt at Chumley’s Rest, but she unfortunately has a prior commitment at the submarine races as chaperone with Aunt Ethel and Mr. E. J. Lofgren — you may remember they met last week in his taxi, chasing those pesky geese which had unexpectedly steamed up all his windows.
Ooh! Miss Amy got kind of close to calling someone a rude name there. Get her a mint julep and lead her to her easy chair. “Take the rest of the day off, dear.”
Reading readiness: the shaded background of today’s drawing looks like the head of a T-Rex. And it appears to have a terrific headache! Cue the pain reliever commercial!
While we must share what is only this one meager body, might I be so bold as to propose a little “quiet time” after 10 p.m. on weeknights?
I do not mean to be offensive, but all these loud voices in my head are driving me to distraction and seriously limit my ability to sleep and care for our shared vehicle.
The Old Wolf about 1 month ago
Choose one bunny. Stick with it. Leporine monogamy is the only decent thing. I have spoken.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago
Watch the shells. Watch the shells. Keep your eyes on the lagomorph. Where’s the bunny? Where’s the bunny?
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Bunny-swapping sounds like a skill she’d learn if she went to a 4-H camp.
rastapopilos about 1 month ago
Light hearted, entrepreneurial bunny swapper.
lemonbaskt about 1 month ago
then declare wabbit season
Rev Phnk Ey about 1 month ago
I went to a bunny swap once but nothing happened. None of them had any car keys.
Linguist about 1 month ago
Let’s play Hide the Hare!
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Dear Diary,
Today I taught my plastic decor plant the art of chain-mail lightning.
I am also having some early success in minimizing my blind hatred of Welsh rarebit recipe traders by venting my hateful emotions via the written word here and by concentration on my calligraphic entries of same.
More later on that dreadful “lucky paw in the mailbox” business.
Must dash. I have invited that interesting buck and doe from down the way, Caligula-something, to tea and veggie wiggle.
Love and kisses as always,
— Warren “Kit” Robète
ericlscott creator about 1 month ago
To Whom It May Concern…
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Years ago a coworker friend named Bunny gave me an ashtray made of dinosaur coprolite … if I could find it, I’m willing to swap for a Kodak Brownie camera …!
( despicable by default? )
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Mrs. Major T. J. “King” Kong leaves her husband helpful hints for unsticking bomb bay doors, to help him from having to harelip everybody on Bear Creek.
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Finally, job candidates are required to pick one or more:
They’re not bad, they’re just…
- drawn that way
- that way with drawn butter
- drawn and quartered this way
- drawn shades aweigh
- drawstrings pianissimo forage silo nightfall
- other (elucidate at will and/or your own peril)
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
“I’ve been thinking, Madeline — there is surely more than one reason why there are no ‘Gummy Bunny’ candies…”
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
I’m not sure, my dear Feldspar — I’m torn between “Thimblerig & Conboy” and this other one — “Alias Smith & Jones.” Which one pulls at your gut?
P.S. Thank you again for the lovely bouquet of Fioriscono i fulmini — they keep the air so fresh and lively, exactly as you wrote in your piece for them in Women’s Home Pasta Trainer & Idle Spelunker Monthly.
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Miriam,
OK, so the bunny comes up the driveway, goes round the shrubberies, onto the porch for the newspaper and mail, then back down past the lawn ornaments, back through the gnome collection, and into the hole?
Pretty sure I’m leaving something out, but can’t be sure.
Thoughts?
Radish the wordsmith about 1 month ago
“Mother Theresa couldn’t beat these charges,” Trump said.
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Dear Judge Gaffney,
Both Doctor Chumley and Mr. Shimelplatzer say it is simply in Harvey’s nature to have a wandering eye and that Elwood should be allowed the occasional wild hare.
In any case, I still wish to bring action against that terrible Mr. Wilson and Dr. Sanderson, even as I admire Nurse Kelly for trying to do the right and sober thing in hosting a bunny hop with that nice young Gary Lewis and the Playboys.
Yours sincerely,
Veta Louise Simmons
P.S. Myrtle Mae sends her regards and asks me to send you her thanks for your kind invitation for the annual snipe hunt at Chumley’s Rest, but she unfortunately has a prior commitment at the submarine races as chaperone with Aunt Ethel and Mr. E. J. Lofgren — you may remember they met last week in his taxi, chasing those pesky geese which had unexpectedly steamed up all his windows.
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Nice art, color, composition, and sentiments / sediments, thank you.
coltish1. about 1 month ago
Ooh! Miss Amy got kind of close to calling someone a rude name there. Get her a mint julep and lead her to her easy chair. “Take the rest of the day off, dear.”
coltish1. about 1 month ago
Reading readiness: the shaded background of today’s drawing looks like the head of a T-Rex. And it appears to have a terrific headache! Cue the pain reliever commercial!
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Dear Sir(s) and/or Madam(s) —
While we must share what is only this one meager body, might I be so bold as to propose a little “quiet time” after 10 p.m. on weeknights?
I do not mean to be offensive, but all these loud voices in my head are driving me to distraction and seriously limit my ability to sleep and care for our shared vehicle.
Thank you for your consideration,
Ms. Bodacia T. Plastron
Manager
Re-Bates MotorLodge
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago
It started out as a love note. But the more thought she gave to the topic, the farther astray it went.
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Wait — did I nod off?
What happened to my shopping list?!
This is 97% better than roasted hamster toenails! about 1 month ago
Ssshhh…
Mrs. Folger has a sudden encounter with automatic writing — let’s watch!
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Once again, Snaggletooth, is fooie a cuss word for bummys and bunnie’s.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Snagglepus top.
charles9156 about 1 month ago
anger issues?
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
A perspective for Happiness is a bumpy, bunny, Jewish Holocaust still for cold gin martini’s.
Sour MASH
4077.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’ve heard of wife swappers, wife beaters, egg beaters, egg shells, sea shells, sea shores, distant shores, distant drums, oil drums, oil wells, stripper wells and stripper wives, but I ain’t never heard of no bunny-swappers.
Also, I think Frog Applause™ needs a rule about hyphens.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Hold your pee, wee, Herman Munster, Chez Stick, made of Monetary cheese, breaded, w/ Hot Lips Hulahan, and Fryer Tuck, boiling oil.
Crisco Shortening Lumpy.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Three Blind Mice,
I counted them twice.
Return to sender,
A mind blender.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 1 month ago
Brain Teaser?
Shampoo Reasoner’s.
davidob about 1 month ago
As long as we are not dealing in pregnant pauses here, playboy.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
There has never been a good bunny swapper!
Imagine about 1 month ago
My Bunny lies over the ocean…