One Christmas morning, I made it look like the toy squirrel I’d put in the window wreath had stolen my girlfriend’s (small) present from under the (small) tree.
The wrapped box under the tree had actually always been empty; the present was a bracelet charm (shaped like a squirrel) which I’d hidden in a carefully hollowed-out walnut shell being held by the squirrel in the wreath (I’d also put a tiny Santa hat on the squirrel, and a little ribbon around the walnut).
My girlfriend was Australian, and squirrels fascinated her (she’d never seen one in real life until she was an adult), so I got MAJOR points that year, but when she first saw the little bits of shredded cardboard and wrapping paper she’d thought it was rats… :-)
su43dipta 5 months ago
How did you get the fish prints?
Doug K 5 months ago
Just match those footprints with the feet of the fish.
SquidGamerGal 5 months ago
OBJECTION!! There is one thing you have forgotten, Poncho… FISH DON’T HAVE FEET!!
steveh64 5 months ago
That’s a pretty fishy story, Poncho.
Ace 66 5 months ago
Does Poncho wipe his B utt before sitting on the couch?
Zoomer&Yeti 5 months ago
Shades of a South Park Halloween episode, with a spooky fish!
Maswartz 5 months ago
Poncho, you live in a house full of cats, why frame the fish?
Impkins Premium Member 5 months ago
CSI has nothing to fear. :)
fritzoid Premium Member 5 months ago
One Christmas morning, I made it look like the toy squirrel I’d put in the window wreath had stolen my girlfriend’s (small) present from under the (small) tree.
The wrapped box under the tree had actually always been empty; the present was a bracelet charm (shaped like a squirrel) which I’d hidden in a carefully hollowed-out walnut shell being held by the squirrel in the wreath (I’d also put a tiny Santa hat on the squirrel, and a little ribbon around the walnut).
My girlfriend was Australian, and squirrels fascinated her (she’d never seen one in real life until she was an adult), so I got MAJOR points that year, but when she first saw the little bits of shredded cardboard and wrapping paper she’d thought it was rats… :-)
Otis Rufus Driftwood 5 months ago
Did Poncho ever pee on Chaz’s leg and say it was raining?
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
now you people know why I don’t have an aquarium!!