Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 17, 2024

She’s trying too hard.

Careful lady. Looks like he’s lining you up for a shot.

Proper husbands response, “Yes dear.”

You cannot compete with your wife. It is literally a no win scenario. If you lose you lose. If you win…you lose.

My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh the loudest.

My late husband and I didn’t compete with each other.

I need some musical notes…..“I can do anything, better than you can, I can do anything, better than you……”

Husband: It’s not a competition.

Wife: Said the loser.

And so it begins…

She’s par for the course.