I had a roommate who was an executive for a major corporation. She worked out twice a week under the supervision of a former Olympic track coach. She was the fittest woman I knew. She came home one day all intent, “I have to lose ten pounds.”
“You look great. Who told you to lose weight?”
“Doesn’t matter. I have to lose ten pounds. I don’t care how I look.”
“OK. You want to lose ten pounds and don’t care how you look?”
“Yes. Yes.”
I looked her straight in the eye and said slowly, “Cut … off … an … arm.”
At least I never heard that particular nonsense from her again.
C 6 months ago
Trying to cut your losses?
Superfrog 6 months ago
This is a short cut.
TStyle78 6 months ago
Probably works better than most of the diets out there.
PoochFan 6 months ago
Like an old gag ad: Want to lose 10 lbs of ugly fat?Cut off your head.
[Traveler] Premium Member 6 months ago
Guaranteed to cut your weight in half
ladykat 6 months ago
I’d reconsider it too. Seems a bit drastic to me.
sevaar777 6 months ago
Rich people get Wergovy, poor people get “the saw”.
waltermgm 6 months ago
It’s a cut-rate plan.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 6 months ago
The guy has five half-sisters.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
no worries…I saw this done on AGT!
cuzinron47 6 months ago
But it’s half off.
Chris Sherlock 6 months ago
Hopefully, it isn’t too late for that.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
I had a roommate who was an executive for a major corporation. She worked out twice a week under the supervision of a former Olympic track coach. She was the fittest woman I knew. She came home one day all intent, “I have to lose ten pounds.”
“You look great. Who told you to lose weight?”
“Doesn’t matter. I have to lose ten pounds. I don’t care how I look.”
“OK. You want to lose ten pounds and don’t care how you look?”
“Yes. Yes.”
I looked her straight in the eye and said slowly, “Cut … off … an … arm.”
At least I never heard that particular nonsense from her again.