Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 13, 2024

I’ve been living in Florida for eight years, and I just now found that out.

Olejandro Atero

Kaine Blenny One time I was 13 feet tall. One time I weighed 1,201 pounds.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

In Florida it’s always one thing after the other, NOW I’m dealing with Sod Webworms. Can’t walk in grass without them attaching to my shoes and I have to scrape them off. I started spraying them now, 2nd time. They are moth larva and they kill the grass.

What happened? Some merchants sailed to Africa, saw the ostriches and said Let’s take some of those back to Florida. I bet they’d love to race them.

Ostrich race crash.

youtube.com/watch?v=XHJRiJXWM5M&ab_channel=Andreas%C3%85sfeldt

Debris from SpaceX was recently retrieved from a farmer’s field in Saskatchewan.

NASA should be fined for littering and criminal negligence.

I used to love telling jokes about penguins and ostriches,

But it turns out they don’t really fly around here.

And the Japanese catch sharks, cut off their dorsal fin ( an aphrodisiac? AS IF!!) then drop them back in the ocean ..alive…to die a slow painful death.

Florida gets all three spots today. Check ‘This is True.com’. The site usually has more Florida weirdos than any other state. Must be something in the water.

“…reeled in…” What test line did he use?

Boeing needs to buy better bolts.

This RBION sponsored by Visit Florida.

Thank dog we live on the other side of the continent. It’s bad enough being adjacent to Alberta. BTW another factoid for RBION; this year’s Stanley Cup final is being played by the two NHL teams that are based furthest from each other.

I think ostrich jousting would be popular

There should be a video of the space debris. The theme song could be Elvis singing, “Return to sender, address unknown …”

“Reeled in,” but the sketch shows him grabbing it by the tail.

After catching the shark, he was electrocuted by the giant battery in his electric boat.

Why would I not believe a man caught a 12 foot shark? Why did this item make it into “Ripley’s Believe It or Not?”

A shark killer is no hero. My god, leave what creatures remain on this toxic planet alone.

The money from selling the debris will more than pay for the repairs to the house.

This was not the idea of the ostrich