Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 17, 2024

I’m a cretin, I blow my nose on TP. Never been used

I’ll bet the cat will have a field day with this idea.

Tp or not tp, that is the question.

When you’re out of tissues to comes in handy.

And that nasty idiot doesn’t cover his mouth…..disgusting.

Better to run outta tissues than to run outta TP!

dad: these tissues smell like crap son: I’m recycling toilet paper

Geesh!

TP is just “kleenex on a roll”. Norm knew that.

When I have a snotty or runny nose, so long as it’s clean, I’ll use it. Facial tissue, toilet paper, paper towel or napkin. In extremis, a shirt sleeve, dish rag, whatever is handy.

Some TP nowadays is softer than tissues.

Works for me.

I guess there’s nothing wrong with it. Still, I knew a guy at work that kept a roll on his desk. You immediately had a mental image of him crouching behind the desk. Provided conversation and amusement.

Wow, that’s pretty inventive for Norm. How did he get it in the box?

Norman can be such an @sswipe.

genius!

That is funny. And genius, as long as you warn people not to yank like it is Kleenex tm.

Give the boy some credit, Ralph. This time.