On the plus side, you can drink your own beer and pass out on the floor, and no one can stop you.
Hap day birth you to…
Going to somone’s birthday party tomorrow. Not virtual, actual. A cookout at her house. I’m bringing real beer and a real card that I really painted myself. Much better.
There is no such thing as cake I can’t eat.
Do you still get paddled the number of years you are old? It’s no fun doing it yourself.
Frustrating, but at least you got a card.
Still, it’s nice to be remembered on the day you hatched.
My 30th 42nd birthday is coming up. I may throw an imaginary party.
But the cake is a lie
Aaaaacckk!
Ida No 3 months ago
On the plus side, you can drink your own beer and pass out on the floor, and no one can stop you.
Kaputnik 3 months ago
Hap day birth you to…
Going to somone’s birthday party tomorrow. Not virtual, actual. A cookout at her house. I’m bringing real beer and a real card that I really painted myself. Much better.
Profchaos 3 months ago
There is no such thing as cake I can’t eat.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Do you still get paddled the number of years you are old? It’s no fun doing it yourself.
marilynnbyerly 3 months ago
Frustrating, but at least you got a card.
Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago
Still, it’s nice to be remembered on the day you hatched.
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
My 30th 42nd birthday is coming up. I may throw an imaginary party.
Jelliqal 3 months ago
But the cake is a lie
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
Aaaaacckk!