A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales “Ooooomm”. He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.
“moo.”
The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. “Ooooooommm.” He begins again.
He’s interrupted again, “moooo.”
The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. “Kind cow,” the monk says, “please do not interrupt my meditation.”
The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.
“Oooooommmm-”
Even louder, “Mmmooooooooo.”
“Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill.”
The monk continues again, “Oooooooommmm-”
“MMMmmoooooooooooO!” The cow exclaims.
The monk stands up angrily, “Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?”
The cow replies, “Because you’re saying it backwards!”
littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
He was a naan believer.
littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago
How do lesser cheeses reach enlightenment?
They study the teachings of the Gouda.
littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago
My most enlightening appliance is my alarm clock.
Whenever it rings, I get woke!
littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago
An almost enlightened Buddhist was working on the set of Wheel of Fortune…
He was near-Vanna.
littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago
The Monk and The Cow
A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales “Ooooomm”. He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.
“moo.”
The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. “Ooooooommm.” He begins again.
He’s interrupted again, “moooo.”
The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. “Kind cow,” the monk says, “please do not interrupt my meditation.”
The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.
“Oooooommmm-”
Even louder, “Mmmooooooooo.”
“Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill.”
The monk continues again, “Oooooooommmm-”
“MMMmmoooooooooooO!” The cow exclaims.
The monk stands up angrily, “Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?”
The cow replies, “Because you’re saying it backwards!”
littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago
What do you call an enlightened group of metal workers?
The Aluminati
Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago
If you believe that you are fallible, human, and entirely incapable of enlightenment, then you are enlightened.
elbow macaroni 6 months ago
So many adults sit in kiddie pools. See it all the time.
Ropey Wee Yoofo 6 months ago
snicker
stairsteppublishing 6 months ago
All of the above, charming, clever, sweet, etc. So nice a way to start the day. No nasty comments, rants and raves.
timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago
Rose needs to be filling a few water balloons.
ladykat 6 months ago
Trying to stay cool on a hot day.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 6 months ago
No Jimbo, see, for that you have to stand under a waterfall reciting sutras.
kathleenhicks62 6 months ago
Good man!
Scott S 6 months ago
Actually Jimbo is hoping Rose will put on her bikini & join him!
daleandkristen 6 months ago
I can’t tell you the image that sprung into my mind……..
Felicity-the-cat 6 months ago
so many people can’t stop bothering someone who is trying to concentrate!
r.feinberg 6 months ago
Agree with Rose – Not funny! That’s a big-time jerk move, Jimbo! And she even said “please”!