Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 18, 2024

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Ten plagues on you, pharaoh.

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    No, his owner is probably looking for him right now!

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    And we’ll be famous for All Eternity!!

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    I promise he won’t be a problem.

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    Botulism Bob  6 months ago

    If it wasn’t for her, Moses could never have parted the Red Sea, nor could he have delivered those fifteen (oy), ten commandments for all to obey!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
    Just what I always wanted. My own little Hebrew. I will name him Moses, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…
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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    He’s trying to decide if this is pharaoh foul.

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    AZCoyote  6 months ago

    The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    and he regretted ever saying yes…

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    What do you call Egyptologists who study royal Egyptian plumbing? Pharaoh Faucet Majors.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    Okay. Just so long as there’s no boils or frogs involved.

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    sandflea  6 months ago

    And Pharaoh said, “Well, Bithiah, if you prove you can take care of him, you can have that little kitty you’ve been asking for.”

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    Chris Sherlock  6 months ago

    Is he housebroken?

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