Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2024

At least, it wasn’t ‘Crystal Pepsi’. That was a lame soft drink! Those Hard Nerds are lucky not to be behind bars right now! Love Rip’s dialogue(Also, he called her ‘woman’ in his earlier ‘Wild’ phase, so it is cool to hear Rip call Breezy his bride). On the double plus, he might really like Hazy more!

The equine TNT has some serious conformation issues. That right arm, for a kickoff.

Why would Rip want a woman who already has a child?

Come to Papa !!

And everybody knows New Coke sucked

ka-pepsi

Rip should drink RC cola. Rip and and add your favourite C word. Please remember to be family friendly. :)

Right. We want Coke Zero, I mean zero Coke, references. :)

KA-CLOSE ENOUGH!

I prefer root beer. My Mom, however likes classic Coke.

I had a though about “claassic Rip” and “Call of the Wild” Rip. and, how the latter might get Hazy a little brother, or, sister, faster. But except for this roundabout way of speculating, couldn’t think of a way to get it past the censorbot.

Circa 1985, Coca-Cola introduced “New” Coke, which was so unpopular Dave Barry compared it to “goat sputum” and it quickly and quietly disappeared, leaving the People with original coke.

It’s not perfect. But it’s a start.

So…, Rip does not remember being a husband and father. But, he has fallen in love with Breezy all over again. I wouldn’t mind them getting married a third time.

And don’t you just love what this situation is doing to Breezy’s hair?

Only like Cherry Coke, Spiced Coke on the other too bland.