Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 26, 2024

Ny-yow.

A Tail of Two Kitties

by Charles Kittens

Snake-guy does too, I expect.

Do you have a frozen hamster section?

Would to-see your tropical fish section.

Would you like those for here or to go?

You need to check his id!!

They will gladly pays you on Tuesday for hamsterburgers.

I sense a tall tale. I mean, a tall tail.

I’ve been called fresh. It doesn’t always carry the same connotation.

Are the hamsters fresh?

No animals were harmed in the making of this cartoon

is that heathcliff in disguise ?

Better than Cat-a-tonic ones!

He probably thinks “fresh” is some sort of slang term.

Green eggs and Hamsters.

mmmm!(eow)

Ha! They’re not usually sold by the pound either.

“…and asked about the price per pound.”

“No, I don’t need to buy a little wheel.”

in the words of Robin Williams, let’s put Mr Hamster in the microwave, he knows when he’s done, pop goes the weasel

Gotta be Chesney and Jack from 10 Cats!

Don’t sell to those cats.