Pat is in the hospital on his deathbed, and his old friend Mike comes for a final visit.
Pat asks Mike for a final favor: “When the priest has had his say, and I’m planted six feet under, when me birthday comes around, will ye take a bottle of Dugan’s Dew, that we’ve drunk together many a time since we came over together from the auld sod, and pour it over me grave to quench me thirst?”
Mike, taken aback, replies, “Pat, ‘tis the least I can do for such a good friend as you’ve been, but do you mind if I pass it through me kidneys first?”"
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
That’s known as urinating.
jcwrocks69 4 months ago
Oh no! Not the Coors!!!
jonsieg 4 months ago
After his liver processed it.
win.45mag 4 months ago
That’s all he can afford, cheap beer. That’s why he’s such a hit with the ladies
HOTLOTUS1 4 months ago
it wasn’t cheap just recycled
prrdh 4 months ago
Pat is in the hospital on his deathbed, and his old friend Mike comes for a final visit.
Pat asks Mike for a final favor: “When the priest has had his say, and I’m planted six feet under, when me birthday comes around, will ye take a bottle of Dugan’s Dew, that we’ve drunk together many a time since we came over together from the auld sod, and pour it over me grave to quench me thirst?”
Mike, taken aback, replies, “Pat, ‘tis the least I can do for such a good friend as you’ve been, but do you mind if I pass it through me kidneys first?”"
cor_en_fa 4 months ago
Beer is never bought. Just rented for a few hours.
the lost wizard 4 months ago
Does Eno buy any other kind? Burp! :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
That’s par for the Coors.
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
I’d say this calls for a trial separation. Eno, you go pee outside from now on. burp. :)
cuzinron47 4 months ago
I’m not believing this, Eno waste beer?
cuzinron47 4 months ago
He thought he was doing you a favor, and giving it flavor.
daleandkristen 4 months ago
Eno’s lip.
oakie817 4 months ago
urine trouble now!
dbrucepm 4 months ago
doggie lemonade
pipebombsrus 4 months ago
I’ll bet that Eno at least had the courtesy to filter the cheap beer through his kidneys first.
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
OH THE HUMANITY!!!
sincavage05 4 months ago
Was it recycled?
Hatter 4 months ago
At least he didn’t pass it through his kidneys first.
James Lindley Premium Member 4 months ago
Eno’s drinking that Bud Light again.