Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for June 24, 2024

Ignore at your own peril, you could be the next thing turning green

“Soylent green is made from people!”

And don’t worry about spilling it on your shirt….

“I do not like it, Sam-I-Am.”

I’ll fix my own breakfast, thank you, just like always.

No don’t touch it or you’ll be green the rest of the day

I could imagine being friends with Betty. Not with Bud.

Last time someone described one of those green ‘healthy’ drinks, I said (with a smile,) “I bet that would go good with bacon!”…

I made a matcha cheesecake yesterday with matcha sauce. MMMMMMMM

Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs …

My sister-in-law makes amazing smoothies. The green is spinach, and with enough fruit, you get the health benefits, but not that awful dryness raw spinach leaves on the roof of your mouth.

“Or lunch or dinner for that matter.”

Green eggs and ham?

Not even Green Eggs and Ham??

No St. Patrick’s Day pancakes? (Or green beer?)