Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 15, 2024

No “strings” attached.

Well, at least there are no bagpipes. Those are deadly.

Even those “blunt” instruments are two sharp when played in D.

No bats or axes? How hi-tech.

When they pry my cold dead fingers off my sax they can have it!

And an eye on every rooftop….

I think I would need some explanation of what I see here.

It’s a booming business, to put it bluntly…

I remember in Airplane when they were flying on instruments

I have about eleven stringed instruments! … does that mean I’m armed to the teeth?

I’ve never bonked anyone with my Ukulele… it just doesn’t seem like it would do the job. But, you never know.

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What ever works…..mite try gloves!!!!!

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

Might want to add knives…..

I’m surprised GoComics hasn’t censored this strip for combining the sax and violence.

Wouldn’t a blunt instrument be a roach clip?

They’ve got you covered for when you get the blues.

The strings on the guitar and violin COULD be sharp, though…

pretty sharp ideea!

Guitar to the sax, “May I be blunt?”

What no harp?

The funny thing is that this is literally every pawn shop I walked into in America

Guitar and piano are James Blunt’s instruments.

so…professor plum did it… in the conservatory… with the…violin??

Guess which one has higher sales and profit margin. Thank you NRA.

No permits or background check for the instruments!!!!