Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 13, 2024

Or a lumpy tarmac.

Wipe, Snoopy?

Are you humming like one, Snoop?

Good thing they aren’t a group of crows , Snoopy, that’d be murder.

I am a lineman for the county

And I drive the main road

Searchin’ in the sun for another overload

[Chorus]I hear you singing in the wire

I can hear you through the whine

And the Wichita lineman

Is still on the line

Like a bird on a wire (Leonard Cohen).

Operator, Information, give me Jesus on the line (on the line)

My mother used this number when I was very small, and every time she dialled it, she always got a call. So Operator, Information, give me Jesus on the line.

You mean all strung out?

But Snoopy, think of it as a party-line. And you always wanted to be in a party don’t you?

That cartoon was for the birds…

Snoopy should be glad that Hitchcock didn’t cast him in THE BIRDS.

Better than a statue we know what birds do to them

Snoop Dog is going to need a long shower to get rid of the bird poopie

Better go take a shower and clean off what they left behind, so to speak. . . .

Reminds me of when my little kids would bring their little friends over.

You would be a party line, Snoopy.

This is a bit off topic, but I wonder if they’ve ever poked fun at the brand’s excessive merchandising.

Better to feel like a telephone wire than a statue.

Funny, you don’t look like one…

What’s a telephone wire?

But fatter.

I’m sure he needs a bath, now.

How about a newspaper at the bottom of a bird cage?

It could have been worse …… Snoopy …… They could have stayed “ALL” day ……. ;)

….with a seven party line.

Expect more to come, Snoopy. You can forget about nappin’.

Snoopy if you feel like a telephone pole lay in your dog house

Maybe it’s your purpose?

Or like a drunk in a midnight choir. . . .