The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 05, 2024

If she drinks very many glasses of wine, she’ll be loaded too.

She’s stuck up.

he looks half baked!

He’s chive talking!

So it did, you son of a gun!

He just said that to butter himself up.

If he drinks too much wine, he might lose his balance and spill his contents. Then he’d be filthy rich.

She thinks she’s pretty special. That was pretty rich coming from her.

With a flat top

Half the man he used to be.

Her eyes are on his bacon bites.

That’s great but put your clothes back on!

I bet he’s hot…potato!

He’s a bit cheesy.

A little sour with the cream?

He looks a bit stuffy

I used to go on dates twice baked. Didn’t work out.

She only has eyes for him.

Mr. Potato Bowl?

Not fried?

He’s not all there.

Groan. And, ewwww.

He’s half-baked.

Hopefully he’s not too smashed to drive home. I say he… Mrs. Potatohead may be into something new after the breakup. No traditional clues other than the short claret.

Two things; Did she tell you how many tots she has? And how crinkly she is without her makeup? On the other hand, she is sweet, or as she says, I yam what I yam. He’s from the O’Gratin clan and not very classy. His favorite pickup line is “this spuds for you”. His folks named him Julienne but his friends call him Curly.

She didn’t mention that she has issues with dairy.

He certainly doesn’t need to be buttered up.

He’ll bring home the bacon.

Wait a minute. Lady, aren’t you married?!

With … yummy bacon, cheese, and sour cream.

She asked him to defend himself, but he just sat there and spuddered

I think she has eyes for him.

What about locked as in lock and load?