Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 13, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    “squirt!”

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    Gizmo Cat  5 months ago

    Mine uses the scratch post and the diningroom chairs. Cats are like that.

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    Macushlalondra  5 months ago

    They are rebellious creatures but we love them anyway!

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    willispate  5 months ago

    Garfield: Oogie must’ve been at my seminar, on how to annoy people/the owners. makes me proud to be a cat.

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    Rhetorical_Question   5 months ago

    A trip to the shelter?

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    therese_callahan2002  5 months ago

    Ny own cats had the same thought.

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    Time to break out the water bottle. Cats can be trained, they just want you to commit to the program.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Scratchy-post” train your new kitten (bribe it with cat-treats) and it will never scratch your furniture. Ours was 20 years of proof that it works.

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    dbrucepm  5 months ago

    I wanted a nice house with good furniture and my wife wanted lots of pets over the years. I’m glad she won, our house isn’t a showcase but it is a loving home

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    Niko S  5 months ago

    Time for a de-claw.

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    brick10  5 months ago

    Where is the water spray bottle?

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    prrdh  5 months ago

    I remember reading about an interior decorator who in a sense employed a cat for this purpose. She said it forced her to stay au courant with the latest styles.

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    marthaj0427  5 months ago

    For you, perhaps

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    You can lead a cat to a scratching post, but you can’t make it scratch.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Sofa, so bad.

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    suelou  5 months ago

    so just put the post in front of where he scratches!!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago

    My first cat shredded my new couch while I was at work. He’d do when I was home too but then I could stop him. He did learn to use a scratching post and I covered the arms of my couch.

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    dv  5 months ago

    Scratch the post, no human attention, scratch the couch, immediate attention.

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    BlueKnight25  4 months ago

    Grab by the tail, fling into traffic. Problem solved.

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