bacon by Lonnie Millsap for June 24, 2024

Natural tanned saddle.

TMI

I’ve learned when a young lady shows you her donkey, it is best NOT to say, “My, you have a lovely A$$!”

There’s a whole lot of saddle-sore chafing going on down there!

The hat works well until he gets a woodie. Just sayin’. He’s got a ‘34 wagon but we call it a woodie.

Tonto says, “man who doesn’t wear pants has a stinky saddle.”

You’ll be wishing for chaps when you ride through the tall cactus patch.

That cowboy must be related to Ziggy.

Actually that is a one gallon hat. Gallon (and that’s probably not the correct spelling) is a name for the band around the hat. A ten gallon hat had ten bands and would have been a tall hat.

Too much information, dude.

Wore this for his audition for “Blazing Saddles!”

Got the role, too!!