Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 04, 2024

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    I see this one is so old that Noah has a ¿land?line.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    The bounders!

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    All Ark passengers must wear safety helmets at all times.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 6 months ago

    Had to look at this one a second time before I got it … funny! (OK, I’m a little slow tonight.)

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    basspro  6 months ago

    “And hop to it.”

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Tell them not to hop on board.

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    AZCoyote  6 months ago

    The bible is full of absurd stories.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 6 months ago

    I grew up in a house where the front door was 6 ft. I am 6’4”. I had gone off to college and had been gone for some time. On a trip home my little brother and I were messing around. He headed out the front door at a full run with me about 5 steps behind him. I forgot to duck. It laid me out cold!II

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    They’re just two tall.

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    mokspr Premium Member 6 months ago

    “And remember to, tie me kangaroo down…boy!”

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    They shouldn’t have tried to use their frequent leaper points

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    jpozenel  6 months ago

    Jumpin’ for joy to get aboard.

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